I,
Sommelier: My Journey From Joyous Consumer to Sober Expert
Part
One: A Sort of Apprehension
May,
2008
The Awaiting Table Newsletter

When it rains this hard the snails in the garden
begin to climb. The lizards do too, seeking out suitable places
to flatten themselves tightly against the stucco, their embryonic
alligator eyes appearing to actually sink right into the stone.
The Calla lilies begin to jiggle just like popcorn popping,
so much so that I can actually hear the individual raindrops
pelting the petals, the exact sound of bare feet running on
a marble floor.
I'm
drinking the most expensive bottle of wine I own, a bottle
of Burgundy that I brought back from France last year in
my luggage, the value of the wine perhaps tripling upon entering
Italy, a nation not fond of importing wine produced elsewhere.
In the hundreds of bottles of wine I have in my personal
collection, this would have been the first bottle I would
have grabbed in case of a fire. Only now it's open and half
of it is in my glass and the rain doesn't show any signs
of letting up.

In
4 hours I begin my two-to-three year training as an Italian
Sommelier, a diploma that I never thought much about before
I saw the need to help conserve the indigenous wines of Southern
Italy. I opened this bottle to reflect upon my own relationship
with wine, one that I suspect will be altered irreversibly
by the training. It's been weighing on me lately that studying
wine at this level might rob me of some of the pleasure,
the way that dentists see teeth instead of smiles.
I wouldn't be so concerned if drinking wine weren't
one of my greatest pleasures in life. Because it is. I can
easily think back on the major events of the last twenty years
and remember each wine I had. Visits. Break ups. The death
of my beloved grandmother. Graduations. First dates. The opening
of the school. This bottle here, and what it means. I've coupled
the events of my life with specific bottles, flavours and labels
as distinct in my mind as the faces of my family, the smells
of my own kitchen, the comfort of my own bed.
I sip more of the wine and think that in three hours and thirty-five
minutes, that question of whether I'll see smiles or teeth
at the end of these courses will begin to have an answer.
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